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Value Demotivational Poster


DIVORCE -


TAGS: life time human nature husband wife money body waste value murder solution
Rating: 3.42/5

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TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 2:32 pm
Too shallow, nothing to weigh her down, should have worn throw away clothes. Most importantly No body means no insurance payout!
Haarakkon - July 4, 2009, 2:28 pm
Damn, Sean.
Sean - July 4, 2009, 12:43 pm
Looks like a rank amateur at work to me. Mr. Bodydump here clearly hasn't seen any of my posters. Sometimes I wonder why I even bother. Oh, and keep the headlights on ... real clever.
BoneCD - July 4, 2009, 7:03 am
I have been taking notes and watching all the CSI shows...I'll let you know how it goes!


TIMELESS VALUES -


TAGS: values military honor
Rating: 3.51/5

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Wytch - August 11, 2011, 6:54 pm
Truly an excellent work of art. I salute you.
Crashedmonkey - April 1, 2010, 9:57 am
I love this poster. Really great job, did hit the heart, reminds me of when I went to the VA once in my hometown in my blues
forseti - April 1, 2010, 9:55 am
i'm really jealous of you guys. served in the german army but no one could have the heart to admit to it. by this, you would be called a nazi... germans have an ambivalent relationship to their troops. thank you very much, shitler!
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:38 am
*salutes our troops* // IF you are going to ruin this with crappy comments GTFO.//and ONCE AGAIN PERFECTLY done , Ron
Hasbunmb - February 12, 2010, 12:32 pm
Youngest Master Sergeant EVER! If it wasnt for the uniform I'd have guessed Army.....
Bartimaeus - January 24, 2010, 7:47 pm
Agreed. 5.
rerun - January 24, 2010, 7:45 pm

this poster needs to be HOF and has quite a few votes to go. Lets give it a push.
Jmac0585 - May 15, 2009, 6:37 pm
Well put Jacob. Not your misguided and sad comment, but your surname.
Jmac0585 - May 15, 2009, 6:35 pm
Can you imagine what it'd be like if someone *coughCHINAcough* invaded? I'd love to see the uber-libs try to reason with a Chinese regular and his AK, about their sudden appreciation for the sanctity of life?
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 7:57 pm
Well put BvT. I second the sentiment.
Baron von Tofurkey - April 11, 2009, 1:05 pm
God bless the USA, the Marines, and all our brave servicemen and women answering the call of duty. Semper Fi, and screw anyone who doesn't like it.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 12:14 am
That's very profound Jacob. Are you taking credit for that little gem or would you care to attribute it to someone else?
Jacob the Prat - April 2, 2009, 9:09 pm
War is a timeless sport played by the poor for the enrichment and amusement of the rich.
Mark - March 30, 2009, 9:43 am
Very nice Ron. I just can't help but wonder which one of these gentlemen felt the greater sense of honor and pride in shaking each other's hand.
HtD - March 30, 2009, 2:52 am
Can you please go point out every other non-fake motivational poster?
mooooooooooooooooooooo - March 30, 2009, 2:36 am
how is this a fake motivational poster?
RONSART - March 30, 2009, 2:04 am
Thank You Sirs! And I appreciate all YOUR service to DUTY/COUNTRY! Keep up the good work MEN!
WTFO - March 30, 2009, 1:39 am
Ron, again you hit home with the military tributes. Well done, sir. Also, thanks again for your service. 5 Seirra Hotel lions.
USMC_RUGY - March 30, 2009, 1:34 am
Fuckin a right doggy!
agdaniele - March 29, 2009, 8:47 pm
That hits the heart. Worth a million words.


HOMOPHOBIA - Hatred is not a family value ...


TAGS: homophobia hatred not family value
Rating: 3.76/5

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Amren - July 23, 2011, 6:15 am
Leider, nein. Das ist falsch. The First Amendment protects you from the Government. Insult my wife to my face and see if there aren't reprecussions. Can't hide behind the First Amendment.
forseti - July 22, 2011, 2:16 am
You're probably both right. Freedom of speech is also a fundamental right in our constitution (Germany). It's protection from Gov but there's a so called "indirect third-party effect" between citizens. Same in the USA I guess...
forseti - July 22, 2011, 2:06 am
Verdeckt: 5L...
crankyhead - July 21, 2011, 1:15 pm
Gentlemen, you're both entitled to your opinions. That being said, there's no reason to get snippy with each other over it. If you want to argue constitutional law with each other, do it through the PMs please.
Amren - July 21, 2011, 1:00 pm
No, it doesn't. Don't know why you're having the problem understanding it. Maybe you should attend my Constitution Class before you make another mistake re: the Constitution. Read it. It's in English.
Budog - July 21, 2011, 12:51 pm
No, the 1st Amendment also gives you the freedom to speak freely and to disagree with someone and express that. So the 1st Amendment does protect our personal opinions and speech. It's easy I have no clue why this is confusing to you...
Amren - July 21, 2011, 12:30 pm
You obviously misunderstand the First Amendment. The First Amendment only protects you from the Government. Not from people that disagree with you. Just ask the Dixie Chicks about their album sales after bashing Bush...
Verdeckt - July 19, 2011, 9:20 am
I have no problem with same sex marriage, why shouldn't they suffer?
Budog - July 18, 2011, 7:12 pm
Well, that is your opinion. Thanks to the 1st Amendment you are free to voice it, but I respectfully disagree.
MPsniper - July 18, 2011, 5:01 am
neither is same sex marriage


DEMOGRAPHIC STRUCTURE - A Few Are Wrecked, The General Public Is Content-Free, And One Out Of Hundred Is Tasty




FRIENDSHIPS - What do they mean to you ?




MONEY - If women didn't exist all the money in the world would have no value.


TAGS: women world money value
Rating: 4.47/5

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Archivis - December 9, 2010, 7:28 am
5 Money bags


VALUE OF A DOCTORATE DEGREE - All book smarts, no common sense




FACE VALUE - "Well Hi There" "Why so shy" "Its not like I bite or anything" Never, ever take someone at face value


TAGS: face value
Rating: 4.3/5

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Mahomygod - May 24, 2011, 10:05 pm
Except me. I can always be taken at face value. I never ever lie or deceive in any way.


RELIGION - Religion is a cultural system that establishes symbols that relate humanity to spirituality and moral values


TAGS: religion bible quaran moral values
Rating: 3.87/5

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Budog - January 15, 2012, 12:59 am
Too bad they didn't throw The Book of Mormon in there too...
rodangol - January 14, 2012, 6:59 pm
The books that started the argument of which is better, the orginal or the sequels
Budog - June 18, 2011, 9:24 pm
LOL yeah I guess it would be an inside joke for those in the know.
Greeny - June 18, 2011, 9:23 pm
It all makes sense now! Geez I'm slow...
Budog - June 18, 2011, 9:19 pm
Krazirefa, I made a special poster just for you. The names were changed to protect the innocent and easily offended...
crankyhead - June 18, 2011, 9:13 pm
Kraz, here at motifake, we pretty much poke fun at everything. It's what we do. Humor is a pretty subjective thing though, occasionally, someone gets offended. Just keep in mind, that the intention of the poster was to make you laugh. Cheers =)
Budog - June 18, 2011, 5:54 pm
Boo hoo, did you forget where you are? Maybe I should post some bunny rabbits, butterflies, unicorns and rainbows for you. NOT!
ThatGuy - June 18, 2011, 5:46 pm
You sir might want to leave this sight if you don't want to be offended, just saying...
Kung-Fu Devil - June 18, 2011, 12:10 pm
krazirefa: I'd leave the internet if I was you. I'll play you out with my violin.
krazirefa - June 18, 2011, 11:35 am
Stop please! I find this unacceptable, offensive and unfaithful to both religions. again please.
Cloudchaser - June 18, 2011, 9:40 am
The problem is not either of the books themselves, but followers who cherry pick parts that justify what they want to be the truth and ignore everything else.


INTENSITY -


TAGS: life time day value human nature death rollercoaster common sense garden epic fun fear
Rating: 3.47/5

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Benlulz - September 30, 2010, 3:03 pm
Awesomeness.
Guest091 - June 27, 2009, 4:14 am
That coaster is in Yokohama, Japan. Answers your question?
BoneCD - June 18, 2009, 7:30 am
JUdging by the hotel in the background, I'd say Dubai
rerun - June 17, 2009, 8:51 pm

Where the hell is this coaster? Would make the trip for a trip on it.


RELATIONSHIP -


TAGS: life time human nature differences talk overcome friend husband wife value solution
Rating: 3.19/5

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forseti - June 23, 2010, 9:33 am
lesbian relationship i guess... ;)
hootizz - June 23, 2010, 5:31 am
...thats so fascinating...., now hurry up and pass me the Jif...!!
Derek - September 30, 2009, 9:23 pm
I don't remember using those fonts when I created this poster.
agdaniele - July 8, 2009, 8:02 pm
It's more about shutting up and listening... and dogs have it down!


RETIREMENT -


TAGS: longevity is not value
Rating: 4.79/5

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forseti - October 26, 2010, 3:54 am
I need an auto-voting option for Aggy posters... It really seems to be possible to connect quality AND quantity. Respect for your work!


OLD CARS...OLD PEOPLE -


TAGS: old car people value mariand
Rating: 4.75/5

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mariand - July 27, 2012, 8:35 pm
Notice: this is the most valuable vintage car... maybe that can make you think....hehehe


cartoons -


TAGS: cartoons morals values fievel tiger
Rating: 4.71/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 11, 2013, 11:24 pm
That's exactly right. Today those old reels are called "propaganda" regarding either side. Which is funny because it's still happening just a whole lot less noticeable. Crazy, huh?
EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2013, 5:34 pm
Back in the 30s, it seemed that the message was to adopt "collective action" against the strong enemy. It worked well in WW2.


PRIORITIES -




COMIC -


TAGS: life time family value true terrorist hamas religion islam fanatic
Rating: 3.15/5

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booger13 - April 1, 2010, 5:35 pm
anyone else pissed that its the ugliest S.o.B who always is alive instead of a cute suicide bomber ? i think GOD dont like ugly should be truth as well
aesop's folly - November 1, 2009, 8:14 pm
i agree


RIMS - Nothing says, "STATUS" quite like 'em.




SYNONYMS -


TAGS: prision pregnant synonym shock value
Rating: 4.61/5

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ArturiusMaxwell - July 2, 2011, 9:32 am
Epic LoL
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 12:19 am
LOL'd!


F A M I L Y V A L U E S - Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.


TAGS: family values
Rating: 4.55/5

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STOCK OPTIONS - They Have Guaranteed Residual Value




THIS MAN - Is not John Lennon. and now, for something completely different...




Dirty Little Secret -




Inflation -




Recognition -


TAGS: goals values appreciation
Rating: 4.93/5

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Reality Lord - July 8, 2013, 7:04 am

dude...this is a family site...ehem...lol
Verdeckt - July 7, 2013, 10:01 pm
You know, all good. Just hiding in the bush down under.. No wait...
Reality Lord - July 7, 2013, 7:44 am

VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV....nice seeing you again dude. all's well i hope. how's australia keeping these days?
Sho - July 7, 2013, 3:26 am
Welcome back Verdeckt. Here take my 5L


Ladykiller -




NET WORTH -




Best Value -


TAGS: value packed tube socks many uses save toilet seat warmer pinching pennies poop
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - May 3, 2014, 7:33 pm
Those 12 packs are best...last at least a month! Teehee, thanks for stopping by mao.
maoworks2 - May 3, 2014, 12:52 pm
Very Interesting


discarded -




All In The Family -


TAGS: family parenting parents superhero values
Rating: 4.73/5

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Greybeard - July 8, 2014, 10:44 pm
Thank you. With all the AWESOME posters posted by Reality Lord, Greeny, GaryO & yourself lately, I had to really dig deep to measure up. :)
MissPriss - July 8, 2014, 9:23 pm
Grey...ya gotta leave a few 5L votes for the other posters...teehee.
EmilioDumphque - July 8, 2014, 11:22 am
There isn't a need for super heros. Not in the comic book sense. A real super hero wouldn't be a vigilante, would work with the Justice department, and would get powerful people thrown in jail for compromising the republic.
Reality Lord - July 8, 2014, 9:19 am

nailed it


VALUE -


TAGS: man time value
Rating: 4.58/5

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zoomer296 - March 8, 2013, 11:50 pm
Ironically on motifake.


EXTINCTION -




SUCCESS -




PERSONAL COURAGE - STRIKE NOW! Specialist! The "NCOIC", like all Soulless Beasts, must be killed in his sleep!




INTEGRITY - To do the right thing! Even when the NCOIC isn't looking.




Value -


TAGS: value money
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - May 20, 2016, 10:33 am
Merci
concern3 - May 20, 2016, 8:55 am
Excellent, UP yours
JesusWept - May 20, 2016, 2:02 am
Thanks!
caveman - May 19, 2016, 9:48 pm
Top notch chuckle


ROMANTIC -


TAGS: love missing value beauty alone
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - January 30, 2017, 11:13 pm
Very well said!
rerun - January 7, 2017, 9:25 am

truly demotivational. Excellent


AFFLUENZA -


TAGS: spoilt rich brats without values
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - April 15, 2016, 2:55 am
Also one hell of a defense, UP yours


Maturity -


TAGS: values pleasures regret
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - June 26, 2015, 12:42 pm
Classic. Pretty much describes my frail dotage...


Value of a person -




Merit -




VALUES - Nothing else matters.


TAGS: values commitment real
Rating: 4.5/5

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SLOHAND62 - March 1, 2013, 8:50 pm
Lord look at those legs....whew


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